1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:01,334 She ignores my problems. 2 00:00:01,422 --> 00:00:03,010 That's why I hate my mother. 3 00:00:03,470 --> 00:00:05,510 Well, that was nice, Lena. 4 00:00:05,630 --> 00:00:07,062 But actually we wanted to write a poem. 5 00:00:07,086 --> 00:00:09,130 Why our family is important to us. 6 00:00:10,470 --> 00:00:12,450 Jim, what about you? 7 00:00:17,510 --> 00:00:20,126 My mother is dead, my father is a complete idiot. 8 00:00:20,158 --> 00:00:21,250 In English, please. 9 00:00:22,550 --> 00:00:23,970 And I hate him. 10 00:00:26,430 --> 00:00:27,290 Great. 11 00:00:28,270 --> 00:00:29,730 Let's do grammar. 12 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:35,832 Lena doesn't mean that at all. 13 00:00:35,856 --> 00:00:37,140 That's poetry. 14 00:00:37,600 --> 00:00:39,300 Tim just wants to provoke. 15 00:00:39,920 --> 00:00:42,048 These are behavioral problems. 16 00:00:42,184 --> 00:00:46,620 We have an independent school therapist who we highly recommend to problem families. 17 00:00:46,920 --> 00:00:49,472 Didi, it's really nice that you care so much about Lena, 18 00:00:49,496 --> 00:00:53,700 But we get along wonderfully with the little rascals. 19 00:00:57,940 --> 00:01:00,640 Is this how you talk about your father in public? 20 00:01:02,220 --> 00:01:03,680 You hate me. 21 00:01:04,060 --> 00:01:05,560 How can you say that? 22 00:01:06,820 --> 00:01:08,748 You can't seriously ask me to go into one 23 00:01:08,764 --> 00:01:09,500 Puff go with you. 24 00:01:09,540 --> 00:01:10,916 Costa was also with his father. 25 00:01:10,988 --> 00:01:12,172 We're not Greek, Cem. 26 00:01:12,236 --> 00:01:14,244 But I don't feel like being a virgin anymore. 27 00:01:14,332 --> 00:01:16,980 As long as you forbid me from seeing Cem, I hate you. 28 00:01:17,100 --> 00:01:18,276 We already had that. 29 00:01:18,308 --> 00:01:20,228 This upsets the balance of the family. 30 00:01:20,284 --> 00:01:21,516 He doesn't talk to you anymore anyway. 31 00:01:21,548 --> 00:01:23,540 And you could help me change that. 32 00:01:23,700 --> 00:01:24,268 Tamam. 33 00:01:24,324 --> 00:01:25,012 Osaman Tekki. 34 00:01:25,036 --> 00:01:26,080 Daddy two thousand and one. 35 00:01:33,690 --> 00:01:35,830 You don't love me at all. 36 00:01:42,970 --> 00:01:44,962 I still believe it. 37 00:01:45,106 --> 00:01:48,090 I'm never convinced that everything was right. 38 00:01:48,130 --> 00:01:49,002 That everything is right. 39 00:01:49,026 --> 00:01:53,506 And now Werner's suddenly starts to get serious, suddenly different 40 00:01:53,538 --> 00:01:54,018 be. 41 00:01:54,154 --> 00:01:55,922 And all the complaints. 42 00:01:56,026 --> 00:01:57,910 And we are all alone. 43 00:02:08,630 --> 00:02:09,566 Hi Cathy. 44 00:02:09,678 --> 00:02:13,158 Today is one of those days when you can't see the family at all 45 00:02:13,214 --> 00:02:14,250 want to miss. 46 00:02:17,270 --> 00:02:20,610 Mom took it really well that I was in love with Cem. 47 00:02:27,290 --> 00:02:31,594 But Cem and I, we were simply made for each other. 48 00:02:31,762 --> 00:02:32,930 Good morning 49 00:02:33,090 --> 00:02:36,050 For years, with the crush Neukölln chatting, she has real bird. 50 00:02:36,170 --> 00:02:38,210 Do you hear the blackbird? 51 00:02:38,330 --> 00:02:39,550 She sings again. 52 00:02:40,890 --> 00:02:44,642 She doesn't have wide necklines, wears love killers, never gets drunk or gets anything 53 00:02:44,666 --> 00:02:46,074 Nevertheless, first an abbot. 54 00:02:46,202 --> 00:02:47,070 Morning. 55 00:02:47,650 --> 00:02:48,506 Oh, dudu. 56 00:02:48,538 --> 00:02:50,922 I really need your shoes that make my legs look so long. 57 00:02:50,946 --> 00:02:54,110 I really need my pet key back that I lent you. 58 00:02:54,420 --> 00:02:55,220 Coffee? 59 00:02:55,340 --> 00:02:56,340 Did you cook it? 60 00:02:56,420 --> 00:02:57,640 I'll make myself a fresh one. 61 00:03:01,020 --> 00:03:02,292 This isn't an email from a boy. 62 00:03:02,316 --> 00:03:03,340 This is homework. 63 00:03:03,420 --> 00:03:04,468 Hey, it's me, Noah. 64 00:03:04,524 --> 00:03:05,652 You can talk about the chat. 65 00:03:05,676 --> 00:03:06,320 Ma'am. 66 00:03:08,540 --> 00:03:10,440 And have you exchanged photos yet? 67 00:03:10,780 --> 00:03:11,840 Certainly not. 68 00:03:12,620 --> 00:03:14,220 But we write poems to each other. 69 00:03:14,380 --> 00:03:16,596 So, first I write a line and then he and then me 70 00:03:16,628 --> 00:03:17,468 again and then him. 71 00:03:17,524 --> 00:03:19,480 And I understood the principle. 72 00:03:19,780 --> 00:03:21,244 And how do you introduce it? 73 00:03:21,372 --> 00:03:22,092 Human. 74 00:03:22,196 --> 00:03:24,000 So you don't fantasize at all. 75 00:03:24,620 --> 00:03:25,860 I'm not that kind of person. 76 00:03:25,940 --> 00:03:27,056 Yes, we all thought that. 77 00:03:27,088 --> 00:03:28,580 We wouldn't be like that. 78 00:03:31,280 --> 00:03:34,380 Why do you think it's called the Circle of Life? 79 00:03:35,240 --> 00:03:39,104 Because man becomes earth and Allah creates a new one out of it? 80 00:03:39,192 --> 00:03:42,740 No, because at some point things will work out, whether you like it or not. 81 00:03:55,160 --> 00:03:57,464 Dad, how many times have I told you not to have the sheep's cheese in it 82 00:03:57,472 --> 00:03:58,244 the jam? 83 00:03:58,352 --> 00:04:00,132 Since when has there been order here? 84 00:04:00,236 --> 00:04:01,372 From now on there will be order here. 85 00:04:01,396 --> 00:04:03,060 I don't want this kind of mess anymore. 86 00:04:03,220 --> 00:04:04,556 So irritated. 87 00:04:04,748 --> 00:04:06,092 Was something wrong with Lena? 88 00:04:06,276 --> 00:04:08,400 No, we are best friends. 89 00:04:09,420 --> 00:04:11,820 Cem and I also want to get out into the countryside again. 90 00:04:11,900 --> 00:04:12,708 Chat. 91 00:04:12,884 --> 00:04:14,188 We do that often. 92 00:04:14,364 --> 00:04:15,316 Hi, cucumber. 93 00:04:15,388 --> 00:04:16,516 Well, I'll come right away. 94 00:04:16,588 --> 00:04:18,120 Can we play something together? 95 00:04:18,420 --> 00:04:18,892 Oh yes. 96 00:04:18,916 --> 00:04:20,228 Let's play sinking ships. 97 00:04:20,284 --> 00:04:21,440 And you are the ship. 98 00:04:25,140 --> 00:04:26,920 Well, my big two thousand one. 99 00:04:27,290 --> 00:04:29,330 Shall we play around a bit later? 100 00:04:29,450 --> 00:04:30,950 In the grave perhaps? 101 00:04:32,090 --> 00:04:33,594 I knew you had an argument. 102 00:04:33,642 --> 00:04:34,130 Oh yes? 103 00:04:34,210 --> 00:04:35,510 And you don't, or what? 104 00:04:37,770 --> 00:04:38,950 What was it about? 105 00:04:39,530 --> 00:04:40,990 Mother daughter secret. 106 00:04:41,690 --> 00:04:44,562 Fine, then you won't find out our father son secret either. 107 00:04:44,746 --> 00:04:46,298 Oh, that's a shame. 108 00:04:46,434 --> 00:04:47,202 Cem is a virgin. 109 00:04:47,226 --> 00:04:48,290 You already told me that. 110 00:04:48,370 --> 00:04:50,522 No, there's something else. 111 00:04:50,666 --> 00:04:51,738 Something worse. 112 00:04:51,834 --> 00:04:54,394 What's worse than being a virgin at 17? 113 00:04:54,442 --> 00:04:56,310 I almost really can't imagine that. 114 00:04:58,290 --> 00:05:00,666 I have no basis to jam and I've been doing everything wrong. 115 00:05:00,738 --> 00:05:02,270 Is that what you want to hear? 116 00:05:03,330 --> 00:05:06,298 In terms of evolution, parents are not designed to raise their children later 117 00:05:06,314 --> 00:05:07,710 to manage puberty. 118 00:05:09,610 --> 00:05:11,674 As soon as they can speak, they destroy you. 119 00:05:11,802 --> 00:05:13,790 No wonder Germany is lacking children. 120 00:05:14,170 --> 00:05:16,474 I want to know how Ursula von der Leyen manages this 121 00:05:16,482 --> 00:05:17,162 her seven children. 122 00:05:17,186 --> 00:05:17,682 It's decreasing. 123 00:05:17,706 --> 00:05:18,362 Suits the woman. 124 00:05:18,426 --> 00:05:21,470 She always takes the neighbor's children with her to take the photo when the mirror comes. 125 00:05:21,570 --> 00:05:22,822 We'll cheat her out of ours too. 126 00:05:22,846 --> 00:05:23,182 Notice that. 127 00:05:23,206 --> 00:05:23,770 Doesn't matter. 128 00:05:28,670 --> 00:05:30,210 Miss Nille so much. 129 00:05:31,030 --> 00:05:34,250 At least he was grateful for every kiss and every piece of pizza. 130 00:05:35,950 --> 00:05:39,010 Look, I brought you with me. 131 00:05:41,550 --> 00:05:42,774 For Baba with cherry. 132 00:05:42,862 --> 00:05:45,090 And Doris really likes apricots. 133 00:05:49,470 --> 00:05:49,712 Two thousand and one. 134 00:05:49,726 --> 00:05:51,680 Any idea why she's so nice to us? 135 00:05:52,860 --> 00:05:53,508 I do not care. 136 00:05:53,564 --> 00:05:55,120 No matter the type. 137 00:05:56,380 --> 00:05:57,760 Maybe she's in love. 138 00:06:00,700 --> 00:06:03,684 Dear Ms. Pilger, I've had a lot on my mind lately 139 00:06:03,692 --> 00:06:05,772 the ears, as I already wrote to Inga Lindström. 140 00:06:05,876 --> 00:06:08,740 But now finally comes the criticism that she has probably been responding to for a long time 141 00:06:08,780 --> 00:06:09,480 wait. 142 00:06:09,820 --> 00:06:13,516 Your new love novel cannot be surpassed in terms of harmony and security. 143 00:06:13,588 --> 00:06:15,936 I was constantly sick until page 44. 144 00:06:16,028 --> 00:06:19,260 So much idyll and warmth is absolutely unrealistic. 145 00:06:32,840 --> 00:06:34,540 Yes, he wrote to you. 146 00:06:36,680 --> 00:06:38,592 In the dark a song plays just for me and you. 147 00:06:38,616 --> 00:06:40,300 And when it plays, the light comes. 148 00:06:41,280 --> 00:06:41,980 Ÿousand. 149 00:06:53,950 --> 00:06:56,810 You, Lena, have it. 150 00:06:57,350 --> 00:06:58,810 Do you have any fantasies? 151 00:06:59,630 --> 00:07:03,102 Yes, sometimes I dream of living in a one-room apartment and with 152 00:07:03,126 --> 00:07:05,390 to make a short, expensive long-distance call to you? 153 00:07:05,510 --> 00:07:08,574 No, love fantasies. 154 00:07:08,662 --> 00:07:09,250 Two thousand and one. 155 00:07:09,820 --> 00:07:10,920 Constant? 156 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:20,516 Occasionally. 157 00:07:20,548 --> 00:07:21,960 So only rarely. 158 00:07:23,460 --> 00:07:28,520 And the protagonist of these fantasies, does he have a face? 159 00:07:31,380 --> 00:07:32,360 Happens. 160 00:07:32,700 --> 00:07:34,760 But it doesn't matter what he looks like, does it? 161 00:07:35,140 --> 00:07:36,956 Everyone says that, but it's not true. 162 00:07:37,068 --> 00:07:37,660 Unfortunately. 163 00:07:37,780 --> 00:07:40,532 If Cem looked like Otfried Fischer, I would at least be over him 164 00:07:40,556 --> 00:07:41,240 away. 165 00:07:43,260 --> 00:07:46,332 That means everyone says it's about the inner values, and in 166 00:07:46,356 --> 00:07:48,920 In reality, don't you believe it at all? 167 00:07:49,500 --> 00:07:50,300 Yes, just. 168 00:07:50,340 --> 00:07:50,660 Person. 169 00:07:50,700 --> 00:07:53,020 You understand that people lie to themselves. 170 00:07:53,100 --> 00:07:56,084 If you now find out that the SPD and CDU have the same election program 171 00:07:56,132 --> 00:07:59,120 then you have passed the naturalization test. 172 00:08:01,550 --> 00:08:03,170 I don't care what he looks like. 173 00:08:49,370 --> 00:09:05,290 Yes, do you want to know what I look like? 174 00:09:07,190 --> 00:09:08,570 Okay, maybe so. 175 00:09:27,830 --> 00:09:29,570 Show me your face, stranger. 176 00:09:32,960 --> 00:09:34,416 What is wrong with you? 177 00:09:34,448 --> 00:09:35,488 Are you sleepwalking? 178 00:09:35,624 --> 00:09:39,100 Nope, I'm just stretching my legs. 179 00:09:58,520 --> 00:10:00,024 Do you have shaking paralysis or what? 180 00:10:00,072 --> 00:10:01,032 If you want to know exactly. 181 00:10:01,056 --> 00:10:03,120 I don't understand what Cucumber sees in you. 182 00:10:03,280 --> 00:10:04,504 I'll just say no more. 183 00:10:04,552 --> 00:10:06,136 Then he can't be unfriendly. 184 00:10:06,288 --> 00:10:07,936 Stare at the wall, bimbo. 185 00:10:08,048 --> 00:10:09,540 Okay, he can. 186 00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:11,440 You have no school today. 187 00:10:11,520 --> 00:10:12,900 We have breakfast together. 188 00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:16,020 I won't let anyone tell me I'm not there for my children. 189 00:10:18,280 --> 00:10:19,632 Please give me a chance. 190 00:10:19,696 --> 00:10:20,888 What would be the alternative? 191 00:10:21,024 --> 00:10:21,960 Double lesson English? 192 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:22,728 Latin exam? 193 00:10:22,784 --> 00:10:24,190 Ÿousand work? 194 00:10:24,310 --> 00:10:25,530 I'm not like that. 195 00:10:27,550 --> 00:10:29,010 I have fur on my cell phone. 196 00:10:30,790 --> 00:10:32,650 I give my daughter what she needs. 197 00:10:39,110 --> 00:10:41,070 I give my daughter what she needs. 198 00:10:41,190 --> 00:10:42,290 Show-off. 199 00:10:44,430 --> 00:10:46,010 Cem is already gone. 200 00:10:46,510 --> 00:10:48,170 Cem is already gone. 201 00:10:50,520 --> 00:10:57,352 Say, Cem meant that you and your father were together in the red light district 202 00:10:57,376 --> 00:10:58,040 wait. 203 00:10:58,200 --> 00:10:58,960 Is that correct? 204 00:10:59,080 --> 00:11:01,540 This is not against the law. 205 00:11:02,360 --> 00:11:04,328 Your father, what does he actually do for a living? 206 00:11:04,464 --> 00:11:08,280 He's a gyro seller. 207 00:11:08,320 --> 00:11:10,580 G gynecologist. 208 00:11:11,280 --> 00:11:13,096 Do you come from a family of academics? 209 00:11:13,168 --> 00:11:13,780 Yes. 210 00:11:14,850 --> 00:11:18,590 My father wanted me to know where everything was with the ladies. 211 00:11:19,170 --> 00:11:23,030 And I tell you, some things are pretty hidden. 212 00:11:23,450 --> 00:11:24,850 Jim also knows where everything is. 213 00:11:24,930 --> 00:11:26,234 No, he doesn't know. 214 00:11:26,322 --> 00:11:29,346 But this is not the first time, Mr. Öztürk, that Greeks have attacked the Turks 215 00:11:29,378 --> 00:11:31,066 are one step ahead. 216 00:11:31,218 --> 00:11:36,874 I'm just telling em, sex. 217 00:11:37,002 --> 00:11:38,434 You don't even know what the EU is. 218 00:11:38,482 --> 00:11:39,186 So what? 219 00:11:39,338 --> 00:11:41,310 But I know what sex is. 220 00:11:48,230 --> 00:11:49,450 The downfall. 221 00:11:49,790 --> 00:11:51,530 Completely wrong research. 222 00:11:51,990 --> 00:11:55,130 But there are hardly any nostalgic films from that time. 223 00:11:55,750 --> 00:11:58,294 So, first you dismantle the snail traps in the garden. 224 00:11:58,382 --> 00:12:02,210 Murderer Doris. 225 00:12:02,910 --> 00:12:04,078 Teaser films. 226 00:12:04,174 --> 00:12:06,010 Prosecco chocolate. 227 00:12:06,750 --> 00:12:09,890 If you are already heartbroken, please do so under professional supervision. 228 00:12:12,870 --> 00:12:13,734 Love Story. 229 00:12:13,782 --> 00:12:15,622 I've probably seen it thirty times already. 230 00:12:15,726 --> 00:12:17,606 When my first boyfriend broke up, I had two 231 00:12:17,638 --> 00:12:20,886 I locked it up for days and didn't even ventilate it to avoid the smell 232 00:12:20,918 --> 00:12:22,090 pulls out of the room. 233 00:12:23,630 --> 00:12:25,926 Then I waited until he had a soccer game. 234 00:12:26,038 --> 00:12:30,250 Then I recited a love poem over the loudspeaker on the sports field. 235 00:12:32,190 --> 00:12:33,090 And then? 236 00:12:34,690 --> 00:12:36,310 Then they lost the game. 237 00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:39,350 Then he never said a word to me again. 238 00:12:41,770 --> 00:12:43,550 You never told me that. 239 00:12:46,370 --> 00:12:48,138 You always tell me everything. 240 00:12:48,274 --> 00:12:49,402 I really appreciate that. 241 00:12:49,426 --> 00:12:50,150 Cucumber. 242 00:12:56,330 --> 00:12:57,234 On us. 243 00:12:57,402 --> 00:12:59,750 And the emotional low points in our lives. 244 00:13:07,910 --> 00:13:10,782 Oh, that's nice that you at least made it to the big one on time 245 00:13:10,806 --> 00:13:11,558 You can take a break. 246 00:13:11,614 --> 00:13:13,478 I dreamed about him and I'm not allowed to. 247 00:13:13,494 --> 00:13:15,246 And that's why I prayed for three more hours. 248 00:13:15,278 --> 00:13:15,542 Oh yes. 249 00:13:15,566 --> 00:13:16,730 Mo, stop it. 250 00:13:17,190 --> 00:13:19,450 And what did he look like in your dream? 251 00:13:20,590 --> 00:13:21,998 I couldn't really see him. 252 00:13:22,054 --> 00:13:22,982 Not even his ears? 253 00:13:23,086 --> 00:13:23,822 Ears? 254 00:13:24,006 --> 00:13:25,600 Do ears mean something to you Germans? 255 00:13:25,630 --> 00:13:27,360 Ears are so sexy. 256 00:13:27,900 --> 00:13:30,040 Where do you see Mr. Steinkampf's ears? 257 00:13:31,820 --> 00:13:34,120 I would never have been unclear about that. 258 00:13:34,540 --> 00:13:35,884 I only like it on boys. 259 00:13:35,932 --> 00:13:41,924 So, Maria, or do you have tailors? 260 00:13:41,972 --> 00:13:44,420 Diana Schneider, math and English. 261 00:13:44,580 --> 00:13:46,600 Ulf Steinkämpf, German and sports. 262 00:13:46,940 --> 00:13:48,480 See you in the teachers' room. 263 00:13:53,550 --> 00:13:55,462 I think I like guys who aren't German. 264 00:13:55,526 --> 00:13:56,130 What? 265 00:13:57,150 --> 00:13:58,942 To me you believe a bit much. 266 00:13:59,086 --> 00:14:01,310 I want a description of a dream guy. 267 00:14:01,470 --> 00:14:02,850 This is homework. 268 00:14:08,910 --> 00:14:13,290 So, Chem, what do you notice about the derivation of this logarithmic function? 269 00:14:15,590 --> 00:14:18,810 Pretty steep, Ÿousand. 270 00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:22,604 Excuse me, could I borrow my son for a moment? 271 00:14:22,652 --> 00:14:24,280 Of course not. 272 00:14:24,820 --> 00:14:26,108 Section 55. 273 00:14:26,124 --> 00:14:27,732 We have a few questions for Öztürk. 274 00:14:27,756 --> 00:14:29,340 Cemel, where are we going? 275 00:14:29,500 --> 00:14:30,360 Nail. 276 00:14:36,860 --> 00:14:38,720 I think he had dark hair. 277 00:14:40,660 --> 00:14:43,840 So, you paint the cosenut curve now, or I'll drag it out. 278 00:14:48,150 --> 00:14:49,406 I find it so slimy. 279 00:14:49,438 --> 00:14:50,198 Slimy? 280 00:14:50,334 --> 00:14:52,490 Cem isn't that slimy. 281 00:14:52,870 --> 00:14:53,702 Harrison Ford? 282 00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:55,174 He always looks so limited. 283 00:14:55,302 --> 00:14:57,530 Cem is smarter than you think. 284 00:14:58,430 --> 00:15:00,614 Orlando Blum. 285 00:15:00,742 --> 00:15:01,558 Flower? 286 00:15:01,694 --> 00:15:02,494 I do not know. 287 00:15:02,582 --> 00:15:03,246 How old is he? 288 00:15:03,278 --> 00:15:04,010 14. 289 00:15:04,430 --> 00:15:08,566 Cem also has something piratical about her, you know. 290 00:15:08,598 --> 00:15:12,338 He has the wild in him, but also the gentle. 291 00:15:12,534 --> 00:15:14,830 Father, turn down the world war. 292 00:15:16,570 --> 00:15:20,590 Oh, look, Romeo and Juliet. 293 00:15:21,770 --> 00:15:24,418 Julia was also a virgin. 294 00:15:24,514 --> 00:15:26,978 And at first you didn't even want to believe her that Romeo 295 00:15:26,994 --> 00:15:28,042 is the right one. 296 00:15:28,186 --> 00:15:29,682 But they both die in the end. 297 00:15:29,786 --> 00:15:33,830 Yes, but we would do a remake with a happy ending. 298 00:15:35,410 --> 00:15:38,098 Well, we would first have to think about what rules you should follow 299 00:15:38,114 --> 00:15:39,458 would have held, you and Cem. 300 00:15:39,514 --> 00:15:41,026 So if you are in this house here. 301 00:15:41,058 --> 00:15:44,642 I mean, is it the nightingale or the lark? 302 00:15:44,826 --> 00:15:47,750 No, it's my mom who loves me. 303 00:15:51,170 --> 00:15:52,270 I'll get a pen. 304 00:16:03,570 --> 00:16:06,506 This is an entertainment park for adults. 305 00:16:06,618 --> 00:16:08,642 I won't be accused of not giving you what you want 306 00:16:08,666 --> 00:16:09,350 need. 307 00:16:11,610 --> 00:16:12,882 Here, your first time. 308 00:16:12,906 --> 00:16:13,830 On me. 309 00:16:14,490 --> 00:16:15,714 Have fun, good luck. 310 00:16:15,762 --> 00:16:16,590 Good shot. 311 00:16:17,090 --> 00:16:46,452 Or whatever fathers say in such a situation, no pregnancy 312 00:16:46,556 --> 00:16:47,892 before graduation. 313 00:16:48,036 --> 00:16:51,280 Seventeenth, when you fight, you keep us out of it. 314 00:16:51,780 --> 00:16:55,956 Eighteenth this is a house full of rules and morals. 315 00:16:56,148 --> 00:17:00,600 Don't make erotic films in the living room. 316 00:17:02,510 --> 00:17:06,262 That's all very well, Doris, but now Cem and I have to 317 00:17:06,286 --> 00:17:08,690 just come together somehow. 318 00:17:09,190 --> 00:17:10,090 Correct? 319 00:17:14,190 --> 00:17:15,490 Do you already have an idea? 320 00:17:16,430 --> 00:17:17,262 Look. 321 00:17:17,406 --> 00:17:18,450 I think. 322 00:17:18,990 --> 00:17:20,050 Excuse me. 323 00:17:24,070 --> 00:17:25,910 So, I'll take that for 50. 324 00:17:26,070 --> 00:17:27,544 Standard Ÿousand. 325 00:17:27,742 --> 00:17:30,840 Okay, then take off your clothes. 326 00:17:35,380 --> 00:17:38,700 Should I call you by any special name? 327 00:17:38,860 --> 00:17:39,560 Huh? 328 00:17:40,020 --> 00:17:41,764 No, Cem is enough. 329 00:17:41,852 --> 00:17:42,600 Cem? 330 00:17:47,860 --> 00:17:51,748 Well, I mean, I didn't even know that it was also Turkish 331 00:17:51,844 --> 00:17:52,524 there is something. 332 00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:54,556 Of course there are Turkish things. 333 00:17:54,668 --> 00:17:57,572 We also had a female prime minister in Turkey. 334 00:17:57,636 --> 00:18:01,000 Angela Merkel hadn't even climbed over the wall yet. 335 00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:08,200 Do you want to kiss me or what? 336 00:18:10,540 --> 00:18:13,000 I thought it should be fun for them too. 337 00:18:20,190 --> 00:18:21,110 Room nine. 338 00:18:21,270 --> 00:18:22,086 Have a virgin. 339 00:18:22,118 --> 00:18:24,810 Here you are pushing my appointments back a bit. 340 00:18:48,570 --> 00:18:49,362 Inshallah. 341 00:18:49,426 --> 00:18:51,002 Believiste bidaka. 342 00:18:51,186 --> 00:18:52,670 He's already 15. 343 00:18:53,890 --> 00:19:07,490 Mine is 1701. 344 00:19:07,530 --> 00:19:08,682 Ninety-six is too big. 345 00:19:08,746 --> 00:19:09,750 Concentrate. 346 00:19:11,090 --> 00:19:13,254 Then maybe 1.75? 347 00:19:13,422 --> 00:19:13,894 Better. 348 00:19:13,942 --> 00:19:15,798 Then you can get close to him and kiss him and you can still do it 349 00:19:15,814 --> 00:19:16,890 Wear heels. 350 00:19:18,030 --> 00:19:21,502 Holger was so terribly small that I had to wear moccasins all the time. 351 00:19:21,526 --> 00:19:23,370 I looked like Pocahontas in blonde. 352 00:19:23,790 --> 00:19:25,062 I think he's sporty too. 353 00:19:25,086 --> 00:19:26,250 He had a bubble butt. 354 00:19:26,670 --> 00:19:28,022 I didn't say that. 355 00:19:28,166 --> 00:19:29,390 Yes, you have. 356 00:19:29,510 --> 00:19:29,950 Welcome. 357 00:19:29,990 --> 00:19:31,090 Closer to the matter. 358 00:19:31,710 --> 00:19:34,610 How do you find that one? 359 00:19:35,270 --> 00:19:36,326 He's cute though. 360 00:19:36,398 --> 00:19:37,926 Like Harrison Ford in small. 361 00:19:38,078 --> 00:19:40,530 I don't like hair that's the color of the sun. 362 00:19:51,430 --> 00:19:52,614 We're holding on. 363 00:19:52,782 --> 00:19:55,126 We're with a muscular, dark-haired guy. 364 00:19:55,198 --> 00:19:57,726 Intelligent, religious, above-average sensitive. 365 00:19:57,758 --> 00:19:59,686 And he loves playing chess. 366 00:19:59,838 --> 00:20:01,690 So you have a dream man after all. 367 00:20:02,350 --> 00:20:03,854 But one thing should be clear to you. 368 00:20:03,982 --> 00:20:05,290 He doesn't exist. 369 00:20:16,870 --> 00:20:18,210 Now an idea. 370 00:20:25,870 --> 00:20:27,486 He doesn't exist. 371 00:20:27,678 --> 00:20:29,770 Why do you even think about it? 372 00:20:35,110 --> 00:20:36,050 Excuse me. 373 00:20:36,430 --> 00:20:37,210 Hello. 374 00:20:38,350 --> 00:20:39,170 Hello. 375 00:20:43,070 --> 00:20:46,210 You make me tingle. 376 00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:17,728 Well, Kati, what's the acne doing? 377 00:21:17,864 --> 00:21:19,980 I hope she got better in America. 378 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:24,280 I will help Lena with Cem because I am a good mother. 379 00:21:24,740 --> 00:21:27,036 An even better one than Ursula von der Leyen. 380 00:21:27,148 --> 00:21:28,220 Do you want to set us up? 381 00:21:28,300 --> 00:21:28,920 How? 382 00:21:29,620 --> 00:21:32,160 I'll tell you when you've cleaned up and washed up here. 383 00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:36,228 If Cem really is such a little, innocent mouse, then there is 384 00:21:36,244 --> 00:21:37,640 nothing that speaks against you. 385 00:21:42,820 --> 00:21:46,280 Of course I don't have a girlfriend, otherwise I wouldn't be here. 386 00:21:47,300 --> 00:21:49,812 Now you can just shut up and lie down 387 00:21:49,836 --> 00:21:50,600 or something? 388 00:21:53,950 --> 00:21:55,822 That's not how you talk to adults. 389 00:21:56,006 --> 00:21:57,430 My mother is no longer alive. 390 00:21:57,510 --> 00:21:59,010 That explains a lot. 391 00:21:59,670 --> 00:22:02,014 Why are you keen to do it here? 392 00:22:02,142 --> 00:22:04,610 Why don't you do it with your true love? 393 00:22:05,550 --> 00:22:08,326 I don't have a great love, man. 394 00:22:08,358 --> 00:22:10,410 I just want to get this over with. 395 00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:12,770 Everyone has a great love. 396 00:22:13,150 --> 00:22:14,534 My name is Hermann. 397 00:22:14,622 --> 00:22:16,290 He is my postman. 398 00:22:16,990 --> 00:22:18,094 How old are you? 399 00:22:18,222 --> 00:22:18,918 Seventeenth. 400 00:22:18,974 --> 00:22:20,090 Surname. 401 00:22:20,510 --> 00:22:22,210 What day of the week is today? 402 00:22:22,550 --> 00:22:23,230 Tuesday. 403 00:22:23,270 --> 00:22:24,094 What's her name? 404 00:22:24,222 --> 00:22:24,970 Lena. 405 00:22:25,830 --> 00:22:28,046 Hey, they totally screwed me. 406 00:22:28,158 --> 00:22:28,750 Lena. 407 00:22:28,870 --> 00:22:29,890 Beautiful name. 408 00:22:30,190 --> 00:22:30,710 Blond? 409 00:22:30,790 --> 00:22:31,454 Brunette? 410 00:22:31,502 --> 00:22:32,810 Does she have red hair? 411 00:22:33,270 --> 00:22:36,198 Man, she's not the love of my life. 412 00:22:36,374 --> 00:22:37,770 Flashed down. 413 00:22:40,190 --> 00:22:42,690 You won't forget them after this either. 414 00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:46,872 She completely fooled me. 415 00:22:46,896 --> 00:22:48,536 Yes, there was a guy like that, Axel. 416 00:22:48,568 --> 00:22:49,072 Yes. 417 00:22:49,216 --> 00:22:51,928 Hey, and she took him instead of me, even though she was actually up 418 00:22:51,944 --> 00:22:52,488 stood me. 419 00:22:52,584 --> 00:22:56,016 And then she was unlucky because Turks only fight once and 420 00:22:56,048 --> 00:22:57,088 blah blah blah. 421 00:22:57,184 --> 00:22:59,860 I'm so tired of this southern mentality. 422 00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:05,056 No matter what she did to you, what you do here will 423 00:23:05,088 --> 00:23:06,620 hurt her more. 424 00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:19,230 I know you want pretty woman, you get pretty woman. 425 00:23:20,090 --> 00:23:21,990 Ready to have a man? 426 00:23:36,540 --> 00:23:37,588 Cem, we're leaving. 427 00:23:37,644 --> 00:23:39,680 But he liked coming first. 428 00:23:40,180 --> 00:23:43,956 The turtle must become a crane flapping its wings. 429 00:23:44,028 --> 00:23:45,196 What are you doing? 430 00:23:45,348 --> 00:23:47,172 He said that now he won't be so inhibited anymore. 431 00:23:47,196 --> 00:23:47,732 With others. 432 00:23:47,796 --> 00:23:48,760 With others? 433 00:23:49,740 --> 00:23:50,236 You two. 434 00:23:50,268 --> 00:23:51,228 Now you're getting really shrill. 435 00:23:51,284 --> 00:23:53,560 I looked at my dream. 436 00:23:56,860 --> 00:23:58,420 I do family discounts.